Clubbie: the behind-the-scenes story of MLB’s controversial Minor League system, from the eyes of a clubhouse attendant.
Let’s set the record straight.
First of all, the rumors are true:
Yes, I lived in the Ripken Stadium equipment closet.
Yes, I washed minor leaguers’ jockstraps for a living.
Yes, I forged player memorabilia and sold it in the gift shop.
And yes, my girlfriend dumped me like a load of dirty jockstraps.
But this is baseball, baby. You always get one more shot at redemption…
Even if you’re just the lowly clubbie.
Oh, would you look at me. Getting ahead of myself already.
Keep scrolling to see what this game is really all about.