Clubbie: the behind-the-scenes story of MLB’s controversial Minor League system, from the eyes of a clubhouse attendant.

The 2013 Aberdeen IronBirds, Single-A Affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles.


Let’s set the record straight.

First of all, the rumors are true:

  • Yes, I lived in the Ripken Stadium equipment closet.

  • Yes, I washed minor leaguers’ jockstraps for a living.

  • Yes, I forged player memorabilia and sold it in the gift shop.

  • And yes, my girlfriend dumped me like a load of dirty jockstraps.

But this is baseball, baby. You always get one more shot at redemption…

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Even if you’re just the lowly clubbie.

Oh, would you look at me. Getting ahead of myself already.
Keep scrolling to see what this game is really all about.


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Greg Larson, Author of Clubbie

Greg Larson, Author of Clubbie


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Hey, Slick! Welcome to the clubhouse.

First off, I hope you’re not too hungover—we got new scouting reports this morning.

Take a look and tell me what you think.