Check your locker—you got some fan mail.

Trust me, I’m as shocked as you are. Just sign ‘em quick.

Picture Gallery

Opening Day 2013

Opening Day 2013

IronBirds 2013 All-Stars: Trey Mancini, Mike Yastrzemski, Austin Wynns, Jimmy Yacabonis

IronBirds 2013 All-Stars: Trey Mancini, Mike Yastrzemski, Austin Wynns, Jimmy Yacabonis

The melted smiley on the way to VIP at Ripken Stadium

The melted smiley on the way to VIP at Ripken Stadium

Alan Mills, 2012

Alan Mills, 2012

Christian Walk, IronBirds, 2012

Christian Walker, IronBirds, 2012

My Roommate Sam Kimmel, 2012

My Roommate Sam Kimmel, 2012

The Bat Matt Merullo Gave Me, 2013

The Bat Matt Merullo Gave Me, 2013

Signed Card from Kimmel, 2012

Signed Card from Kimmel, 2012

Clubbie Fan Art by Daniel Morgan

Clubbie Fan Art by Daniel Morgan

Me with a disgusting crustache 2012

Me with a disgusting crustache 2012

Alan Mills fan art by Marina Shik

Alan Mills fan art by Marina Shik

IronBirds Clubhouse Before Postgame Chaos 2012

IronBirds Clubhouse Before Postgame Chaos 2012

Me and Alex Schmarzo the night he got moved up to Delmarva 2012

Me and Alex Schmarzo the night he got moved up to Delmarva 2012

Hamline University Alum Howie Schultz and Jackie Robinson

Hamline University Alum Howie Schultz and Jackie Robinson

Brian Roberts Rehab Game, 2012

Brian Roberts Rehab Game, 2012

Gary Allenson with the Wrong Size Pants, 2012

Gary Allenson with the Wrong Size Pants, 2012

Sebastian Vader, 2012

Sebastian Vader, 2012

My Legendary High School Baseball Photo, Circa 2006

My Legendary High School Baseball Photo, Circa 2006

My Locker Placard, 2012

My Locker Placard, 2012

High School Ball with My Buddies Tom and Charlie, 2005

High School Ball with My Buddies Tom and Charlie, 2005

Alex Schmarzo’s Signed Laundry Room Card, 2011

Alex Schmarzo’s Signed Laundry Room Card, 2011

First Row: David Richardson, Scott Kalush, Jorge Rivera, Sam Kimmel, Pedro Perez, Christian Walker, Tommy Winegardner, Anthony VegaSecond Row: Bennett Parry, Elias Pinales, Alan Mills, Cesar Devarez, Gary “Muggsy” Allenson, Brad Komminsk, Sebastian …

First Row: David Richardson, Scott Kalush, Jorge Rivera, Sam Kimmel, Pedro Perez, Christian Walker, Tommy Winegardner, Anthony Vega

Second Row: Bennett Parry, Elias Pinales, Alan Mills, Cesar Devarez, Gary “Muggsy” Allenson, Brad Komminsk, Sebastian Vader, Cameron Coffey

Third Row: Paul Cater, Greg Larson, Sander Beck, Mark Blackmar, Josh Hader, Branden Kline, Brady Wager, Cam Edman, Will Howard, Jose Nivar, Joel Hutter, Trek Schuler

Fourth Row: Chase Weems, Creede Simpson, Hector Veloz, Jaime Esquivel, Manny Hernandez, Jesse Fernandez, Lex Rutledge, Torsten Boss

First Row: Jared Breen, Tanner Murphy, Byron Capellan, Jack Graham, Jonathan Collins, Pedro Perez, Alex Santana, Jose Figuereo, Donnie Hart

Second Row: Mike Yastrzemski, George Barber, Manny Hernandez, Paco Figueroa, Alan Mills, Matt Merullo, Scotty Beerer, Trek Schuler, Hector Veloz, Federico Castagnini, Sam Kimmel

Third Row: Kevin Clark, Williams Louico, Austin Urban, Scott Kalush, Janser Severino, Sebastian Vader, Steven Brault, Eric Green, Jeff Kemp, Jorge Rivera, Greg Larson

Top Row: Augey Bill, Trey Mancini, Mitch Horacek, Nick Cunningham, Jimmy Yacabonis, Hunter Harvey, Tanner Rust, Conor Bierfeldt, Austin Wynns, Michael Joseph, Dylan Rheault

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